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If a tree falls in a forest and there’s no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Well, let’s analyze this problem. Coherently. *Chuckle* I like that word. C-O-H-E-R-E-N-T-L-Y. Cool.
Why would the tree fall, in the first place? I think that’s because she feels sad. She doesn’t wear pink and purple, just drab green and brown. Ugh. Ugly. Who wouldn’t be sad? Poor tree.
If the tree falls, she’s dead, right? Oooh. She kills herself for not having nice clothes. I bet her mum was terrible. Bad mum. My mum is not like that. She loves me. She’s nice. *Giggle*
Oh, right, the sound! But you should know it’s not nice to interrupt people when they’re talking. Not polite at all. But I’ll let it pass now. You’re my friend, I can’t be mad at you, can I?
The birds chirp because they want to be heard. I like to hear them. I sing because I like hearing my voice. That’s alright. But who would want to hear a tree? You don’t sing if no one can hear you. The tree falls silently. No one hears her, so she just keeps quiet. She doesn’t like to waste her voice. Good choice, tree.
“TIMBEEEEER!!!”
*Giggle*
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