Entry #79 - Pixie and the Dance
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How many angels can dance on a pin head?
This should depend on which pin you use, for its head can have different sizes. And there are pins with spherical heads; it should be impossible to dance on top of a sphere, unless you are a bear from the circus. But, after all, what is the Earth but a sphere? We can dance on top of it nonetheless, right? Some with less skill than others, but it is still called dancing. Can we do it because the Earth is not a perfect sphere, but else is squashed on the poles? Maybe that’s the reason… Yes, I’m a genius. *Cackle* It is curious, don’t you think, my little darling? Yes, I know you do. *Giggle*
So, if you squash a circus ball a bit, everyone could dance on it. (I made a rhyme! This is so funny.) That is the trick the bear tamers use, I believe. But the animals are cute anyway.
Where were we? Oh, right. Angels dancing on a pin head. The pin point would be more thrilling, though. Every time they stumbled on their feet, they would prick themselves on the point. Angelic blood, so precious. Could it be used to save the world, or are we already lost?
The size of the pin head matters not. Why? Angels have no size at all, unless they have feathery wings. And halos. Those things are substantial, so there is no way the angels themselves would be size-less. Now, they have dimensions. Are there any fat angels? Or skinny ones? They have to be very delicate and nimble, so as not to bump into each other while dancing. How many of them? It matters not. Turn on the music and enjoy the dance.
Lock.
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Nnnnnngggggggggaaaaaaahhhhh!!
It is *dancing*!
Comment by Kromgar — May 5, 2006 @ 1:07 am
Yes it is, Master Kromgar. Can you imagine the beautiful furry caterpillar scarf I’m offering Mina next time she comes to visit me dancing on its own? It would be wonderful, don’t you think? *Giggle*
Comment by Pixie — May 5, 2006 @ 8:42 am
Jumping *peppers*!! This is *smiley* time!
You are *camper* after all!!
Mina will surely start alliance *parties* for better enjoyment!
You get make the *heavy space* posts and use *Giggle! Giggle!* for the *dancing*!
Too many fun is not enough!! Do you agree?
Comment by Kromgar — May 5, 2006 @ 9:07 am
*Stares*
And they call me crazy. It seems I’m the only person in New Pork who is still sane. Pity that.
Comment by Pixie — May 5, 2006 @ 9:11 am
Hello extremely!
I hope you like to *play*. Some *campers* are not so good for *games*.
Is it time for *playing* yet? Shall we come to your *house* so that we can be *relatives*?
Sane is *silly*, you not be *silly*, you are *camper! *Silly* is not *sick*, and *silly campers* cannot *enjoy the *sauce*!
If you are *sick* you should have a *party*.
I can come and *play* at your *house*, it is too much fun!
Comment by Kromgar — May 5, 2006 @ 9:18 am
*Still staring*
You’re a freak, ain’t you? Don’t harass me! I’ll infest your files with marvelous butterflies and terrible colors, like green and brown. So drab. That is terrible, indeed. You don’t want me to do that, do you?
Comment by Pixie — May 5, 2006 @ 9:20 am
I thought a wee lass like ye’d enjoy a little ORZ-speak but, apparently, I was wrong…
Still, dancing can be so much fun. Do you dance, Pixie?
Be it on circus balls, your room or outer space, dancing can be dangerous. Do not ask the ORZ to dance, it is dangerous.
Still, be there angels or not, 3D, 2D, 6,54D or not, move to the music!–>
Comment by Kromgar — May 5, 2006 @ 9:25 am
Conclusion…
Humans are bears, don’t we?
Comment by umbrae — June 3, 2006 @ 9:47 pm